What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $899, you get six Zerona laser treatments at Pro-Health Services (a $2,400 value).
Under the expert guidance of Dr. Angelice Alexander, the staff at Pro-Health Services harnesses FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, which is designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches, depending on patient's weight. In each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid deposits may then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water-slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.
Technicians perform the six treatment sessions over the span of two weeks, after which patients can boost results through healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like wearing a sumo-wrestling costume throughout the process, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Must activate by 4/3/12, treatments expire 2 weeks from activation date. Must be 18 or older or have guardian's consent. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Valid only for waist, back, hips, or thighs. Must use all treatments on same area. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.