There’s so much that could be said in the time it takes to grab a condom—but why not have the condom speak for you? Say It With a Condom aims to fill the gap in life’s most breathless moments with an array of prelabeled prophylactics. The website curates an extensive section of predesigned condoms, which range from socially conscious slogans to spread awareness of HIV and the importance of consent to wry political (“Thin as a Politician’s Promise”) and pop-culture jokes (“Netflix and Chill”). Users can also personalize condoms with their own custom designs, available in matchbook or trifold style or classic foil wrappers with full-color printing.