Toting along loved ones for a game of bowling or laser tag is always preferable to toting them to a game of taser tag, in which they are commonly known as “witnesses.” Engage in some nonlegally binding family fun with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a $60 reusable gift card good for bowling, go-karts, and laser tag at Sempeck's Bowling & Entertainment in Elkhorn.

Forty gleaming bowling lanes, an expansive indoor go-kart track, and a double-decker laser-tag arena await patrons at Sempeck's Bowling & Entertainment for bouts of cordial competition. With kid-friendly bumpers and cosmic-themed glow bowling, wee ones and adults alike can don a chic pair of alley moccasins ($3.25/pair) and practice hurling rocks to better defend the neighborhood against armed jugglers ($4.25/game). After bowlers finish knocking the hair off pins, they can knock out hairpin turns by deftly zipping around the 26,000-square-foot indoor go-kart track ($5/race). Or fire off laser rounds in the double-level laser-tag arena ($5/player), perfect for enacting revenge over an unfair grounding or diary breach. Because today's deal does not expire until June 6, it makes for a great holiday gift.