Although lauded for its accessorizing appeal, sparkly jewelry also provides a useful tool to distract grizzly bears long enough to escape, or babies long enough to steal their mutton legs. Outwit the opposition as you outfit yourself with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of personalized jewelry at Simply Been.
The metallurgical moms behind Simply Been create custom-stamped wearable creations for customers. Gift-givers or self-adorners select their pendant style, complete with sterling silver ball chain and freshwater pearl, then choose the letters, words, dates, and passages from Rodney Dangerfield's autobiography to be engraved on it. Designs include the sophisticatedly simple square initial featuring one favored character ($23), or the tri-worded center of my heart circular pendant ($27). Special options such as the baby-lauding happy birthday necklace ($30) make a thoughtful present for a new mother.