The only thing separating humans from marine mammals are nails, an anatomical characteristic which dolphins evolved away from after repeatedly slamming their flippers in car doors. Create jealousy among the cetacean order by sprucing up nails with today’s Groupon: for $34, you get a manicure and pedicure at Sky Stylist Studios Salon & Spa (a $70 value).

The manicuring mavens at Sky Stylist Studios strive to de-stress patrons and improve their dilapidated digits. Reward hard-working human paws with a mani-pedi appointment, during which a talented nail technician will file claws down to a desirable length and polish each appendage topper until it shines brighter than a frightened light bulb. During the manicure, hands and their accompanying owners can unwind with a sugar or salt scrub, cuticle treatment, and five-minute massage. The pedicure treats tootsies to an exfoliating sea-salt scrub, a cuticle-coddling pineapple-oil treatment, a hydrating foot mask, a hot-towel draping, and a 10-minute massage designed to let feet relax and forget about days spent powering Flintstone cars.