Cleanliness is next to godliness, which explains why housekeepers have the ability to shoot Zeus's lightning bolts from their feather dusters. Harness domestic super powers with today's Groupon: for $69, you get three hours of deep spring cleaning from Spectrum Home Services of Central Texas (a $150 value). Click here for a list of service areas.

Spectrum Home Services of Central Texas's licensed, bonded, and insured dirt destroyers tidy homes and offices with professional care. During this three-hour deep cleanse, one vacuum- and mop-wielding warrior attacks floors and stairs, dusts surfaces and shelves, and launches throwing stars at errant cobwebs. The cleaning guru works magic in the kitchen by sanitizing sinks and countertops, shining the steel, wiping down the microwave and range, and spot cleaning peanut-butter-covered fixtures and doors. After bathrooms undergo a similar sprucing, the bathtub, vanity, and toilet glisten and vogue in front of the newly polished mirror.