Birds are a perceptive species, only fluttering through open windows to help dress the most radiant humans. Achieve a more pleasant aura with today's Groupon to Studio Nine. Choose from the following options:

• For $25, you get two bundles of colorful feather extensions (a $50 value).
• For $37, you get a hydrating facial (a $75 value).
• For $25, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $50 value).

After passing through the chic foyer of Lindsey Soria's Studio Nine salon, guests proceed past walls lined with local artists' work and through windowed french doors to the 100-square-foot private chamber of their chosen stylist, massage therapist, or aesthetician. Stylist Lindsey's colorful feather hair extensions (a $50 value), made with genuine rooster feathers, accent native head-plumage with hues ranging from hot pink to silver, each sure to attract admiring glances and migrating birds. The stylish strands won't damage their home-grown neighbors, and, once clamped in, can be brushed, blow-dried, straightened, or curled at temperatures up to 450 degrees. Like normal hair, the extensions last up to four months before leaving patrons for someone else.

For patrons seeking pampering, Carrie’s 45-minute hydrating facial (a $75 value) deep-cleans the frontispiece, removes dead skin, and mops the cleanly-swept surface with moisturizing shea butter. Bodies tense from juggling too much office furniture can benefit from licensed muscle manipulator Cynthia’s traditional Swedish massage, which reduces joint stiffness and improves blood circulation over 60 soothing minutes. Washer and dryer units, complimentary WiFi, and coffee make the salon’s comfy waiting area feel just like home, except for its lack of a shrine to Danny Glover's mustache.