What You'll Get
When the senile sun plays hide-and-seek during the winter months, it's time to take tanning into your own hands by leaving it to the hands of someone else. Today's Groupon gets you a pair of basic bronze custom airbrush spray tans at The Bronze Bar for $45, an $80 value. Experience the guided grace of a professional airbrush technician who delivers the exact coloration you desire like a skilled curator restoring a pinecone sculpture to its original majestic conicalness.
Rather than hopping into a booth to be sprayed like a child playing around with a sprinkler in the summertime, treat your body like a canvas worthy of carefully applied bronze hues. Elevate your skin from dull pales to an eye-soothing glow through a fast and safe organic tan that avoids UVA and UVB rays and works to complement a pre-existing tan or smooth over unwanted tan lines. Choose along the spectrum from a light gold to a rich cocoa-bronze tan that will alter the side-by-side context of all your clothing, making whites pop like pre-buttered popping corn and blacks simmer like coal-powdered velvet.
Avoid the citrusy tints of orange tanning methods and welcome a completely natural coloration that fades gradually over about ten days. In a half hour or less, you'll have a fully dried exterior that begs for the company of slick shades and a classic strut. Practice your fancy footwork for a fancy new hide artistically applied and fully bona fide by the Northwest Skin Committee of My That's Fine Skin.
- I know the frustrations of a bad spray and that is why I stick with being sprayed at The Bronze Bar! The staff also informs you on how to keep the tan looking nice until your next spray and if not ASK it is possible! – Stuffy, Citysearch
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice. Non-transferable. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.