Getting organized, like writing a mystery novel, requires mounds of patience, an eye for detail, and a constant debate over where the murder weapon will be found. Unearth your creative side with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a one-hour organization consultation for the home or office, and one hour of organization for one area of one room from The Clutter Fairies (a $140 value), with service to residences within a 30-mile radius of Evans.

The Clutter Fairies transmogrify chaotic accretions of miscellanea into an orderly and presentable living space. When the neatness professionals first arrive at the littered location in question, they tour the space to assess what they call the "clutter level". After determining the depth of disorganization, they impart their recommended course of action, which might require sorting, filing, storing, or pickaxing. Sometimes they will recommend the purchase of storage tools, but they bring their own shredder for a free dose of catharsis. The organizational session itself can take place in tandem with the clutter's creators or while they are out planning some further messiness; the session is good for one area of one room, such as the pantry in the kitchen, the closet of a bedroom, or the fort hidden beneath an office desk. Customers wishing to extend the expert ordering can do so at a rate of $55 for each additional hour.