Like driving through a stop-sign museum, seasoning meat to perfection takes time. Munch on painstakingly prepared grill fare with today’s Groupon to The Full Slab in Third Lake. Choose between the following options:

• For $21, you get a barbecue lunch or dinner for two (up to a $43 total value), which includes:
• Choice of one appetizer: three pulled-pork sliders, three pulled-pork potato skins, chips and salsa, or Fire Stix (up to a $6 value)
• Half-slab of ribs (a $9.50 value)
• Half-chicken (a $6 value)
• Half-pound of pulled pork (a $7 value)
• Choice of peach cobbler or sweet-potato pie (up to a $6.50 value)
• One side of baked beans per person (a $1.50 value each)
• One side of coleslaw per person (a $1.50 value each)

• One muffin per person (a $1 value each)<p>

• For $40, you get a barbecue lunch or dinner for four (up to an $86 total value), which includes:
• Choice of two appetizers: three pulled-pork sliders, three pulled-pork potato skins, chips and salsa, or Fire Stix (up to a $6 value each)
• Full slab of ribs (a $19 value)
• Full chicken (a $12 value)
• 1 pound of pulled pork (a $14 value)
• Choice of two desserts: peach cobbler or sweet-potato pie (up to a $6.50 value each)
• One side of baked beans per person (a $1.50 value each)
• One side of coleslaw per person (a $1.50 value each)
• One muffin per person (a $1 value each)<p>

The Full Slab curbs carnivorous cravings with a menu of smokehouse fare, which the kitchen staff laboriously prepares with choice cuts of meat, lengthy cook times, hand-blended dry rubs, and house-made marinades. Groups can prep for feasts by napping underneath the quilt of melted cheese, chipotle mayonnaise, barbecue glaze, and bacon strewn across the Fire Stix appetizer’s plateful of french fries. Napkins capture splashes of sauce from fire-grilled baby back ribs or slow-cooked St. Louis–style ribs, as fingers reach for the pork shoulder, which was slow-cooked for 15 hours and torn into tasty shreds by hand. Following classic cinematic fight scenes between diners vying for the choicest drumstick, sidekick dishes of baked beans, coleslaw, and muffins hold off hunger just long enough for superhero desserts to swoop in to save the day with bites of sweet-potato pie or peach cobbler.