What You'll Get
The dimples on a golf ball help it fly farther with greater accuracy, just as the dimples on a baby help it steal candy from gullible strangers. Find your adorably sporty sweet spots with today's Groupon at Thomas Memorial Golf & Country Club in Turners Falls. Choose between the following options:
- For $19, you get nine holes of golf for two and cart rental (a $39 value).
- For $15, you get nine holes of golf for one, cart rental, and a $10 lunch credit at the clubhouse (a $29.50 value).
The nine holes of the Thomas Memorial Golf & Country Club create a meandering course of fairways through forested grounds and rolling viridian vistas. Golfers must face down traditional water traps, sloping greens, and proudly waving American flags, challenging players to line up their shots instead of laying their hands over their heart and screaming the national anthem at the top of their lungs. The on-course clubhouse feasts hungry hitters with summertime favorites such as barbecue-chicken pizzas ($7.99), hot dogs ($2.60), or the Cajun burger, an edible Atlas stoically supporting layers of bacon and grilled onions on its meaty shoulders ($5.85).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. Valid only for option purchased. Not valid for the purchase of alcohol. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.