Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon to Town Star spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches. The deal is valid within 20 miles of the 75035 zip code; choose from the following options:
- For $45, you get one two-hour house-cleaning session (a $90 value).
- For $125, you get three two-hour house-cleaning sessions (a $250 value).
- For $199, you get five two-hour house-cleaning sessions (a $450 value).<p>
Town Star’s friendly organizational professionals de-grime abodes during two-hour home-cleaning sessions. Staffers will noticeably dent cleaning to-do lists, dusting and vacuuming rooms before kicking garbage and lingering houseguests to the curb. Beds showcase crisply folded linens, and hardwood or tiled floors sparkle in the wake of brooms and mops. Grunge fighters will also funnel extra attention into shining up kitchen counters, sinks, and appliances before scouring microwave interiors. After sessions, streak-free mirrors will reflect sanitized bathrooms and towels crisply folded into triangles or origami-style swans. Groupon purchasers will also receive 30% off Town Star’s other services, which include grocery shopping, errand-running, mail pick-up, and housesitting.