$49 for a 50-Minute Massage and Body Composition Analysis at Valhalla Wellness & Medical Centers

Valhalla Wellness & Medical Centers

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What You'll Get

Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed away in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s Groupon to Valhalla Wellness & Medical Centers. Valhalla is a hall of legend in Norse mythology, a place where the worthy are rewarded with eternal glory for their earthly trials. In line with this, Valhalla's professional and friendly staff extends guests a choice of nine different types of massage. Select any style for your 50-minute session, choosing from traditional options, such as Swedish and deep tissue, progressive forms, such as trigger point therapy and myofascial release, and hyper-targeted methods, such as sports therapy and a three centimeter square behind the earlobe. This Groupon also offers guests a complete body composition analysis during their visit, offering clients a look at their lean-to-fat ratio and further tipping the scales in favor of people who don't own scales.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires May 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Valhalla Wellness & Medical Centers

Valhalla Wellness & Medical Centers puts an emphasis on medical-grade care with a team that includes a registered nurse and laser specialist. Instead of fighting sickness, this team works to roll back the clock and help clients reach their aesthetic goals. Specialists administer facial treatments with scientifically formulated SkinCeuticals products and smooth wrinkles with Botox or fillers. Zerona laser treatments provide a quick fix for clients who want more pronounced curves, and custom weight-loss programs offer a more sustained approach to weight loss. The wellness centers also promote well-being with a family practice doctor (MD), a naturopathic physician (ND), chiropractic care, and massage therapy.

Valhalla Wellness & Medical Centers

Massage, Full Body
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