What You'll Get
People often resort to extreme measures to slim down, from maintaining a strict diet of cabbage to compressing themselves in human-sized pantyhose. Svelte more sensibly with today's Groupon: for $599, you get six Zerona laser fat-removal treatments at White Pearl Medical Spa, located on San Pedro Avenue (up to a $1,999 value).
Zerona treatments harness cold-laser technology to target fat underneath the skin's surface. The lasers pinpoint protoplasmic zip codes populated by hard-to-burn fat, such as the hips, arms, thighs, stomach, and beard, liquefying cells to be eliminated by natural detoxification. After a consultation with one of White Pearl's medical cosmeticians, patrons are invited to lie down as an automated laser combs over designated areas. The entire process takes 40 minutes—20 minutes while lying face-up, and 20 minutes while lying face-down—during which clients can relax, listen to music, or chronologically recite every British monarch since the Dark Ages.
Today's deal gives slimness-seekers six separate treatment sessions, which should be used in a two-week period for optimum results. Clients can expect the sessions to burn off inches, tighten and tone skin, and reduce cellulite from targeted areas. The procedure has no known side effects, except for the common laser-induced affinity for all works of science fiction.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Consultation required. Must use all treatments on the same area. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About White Pearl Medical Spa
White Pearl Medical Spa specializes in a range of image-enhancing approaches, Cutera's Genesis technology, the same technology found in podiatrists offices to treat fungus. Aside from laser services, the staff smoothes skin with injectable dermal fillers, purifies pores with facials, and sloughs off dead cells with microdermabrasion treatments.