Numerous ecological regulations impact our fish, yet few volunteers are interested in doing the hard work of registering them to vote. Canvass your local waterways with today's Groupon: for $113, you get a two-day, one-night kayak Bartram Canoe Trail Expedition from WildNative Adventure Capitalists (a $226.50 total value) in Stockton. The safari includes:

• A two-day kayak rental (a $55 value)
• A two-day tent, camp-stove, portable toilet, and first-aid-kit rental (an $18 value)
• Two lunches, one breakfast, and one dinner (a $40 value)
• A guide (a $62.50 value)
• Support personnel to cook as well as setup and take down tents (a $40 value)
• Boat ferry to campsite (an $11 value)

Safaris begin at 8:00 a.m. on the following dates, with more to be added based on demand:

• Thursday, November 3
• Saturday, November 5
• Thursday, November 10
• Saturday, November 12
• Thursday, November 17
• Saturday, November 19

WildNative Adventure Capitalists' knowledgeable guides lead bands of intrepid explorers on forays deep into the Mobile-Tensaw Delta. During two days and one night, adventurers uncover the histories and truths of the primordial forests and 800-year-old Bottle Creek Indian mounds. Guiding historians recount the tribe's daily life—from their sports to their food and culture—through detailed narrative and interpretive dance. The rest of the 10-mile expedition lets safari-goers ogle the ancient champion cypresses' 27-foot circumferences and 100-foot trunks. Kayakers end their day atop floating platforms deep in the delta, where fish and beverages such as beer, wine, or soft drinks greet stomachs and inspire games of blindfolded Marco Polo. The next day, noses awaken to the scents of bacon and eggs before venturing 3.5 miles through the hardwood swamps of Tensaw Lake to glimpse the flora and fauna of the region with the help of a nature guide. WildNative provides all equipment with the kayak journey, sets up the tents, cooks the food, and brushes the teeth of every guest.