The team of trained professionals from Dos Funny Frogs utilizes its finely honed powers of scour to transform disheveled homes into their cleaner, glossier counterparts. Rolling up in the Frogmobile, the supervised Dos Funny Frogs crew of three to five cleaners confronts messy domiciles with nontoxic, green-cleaning Sapos solvents that are safe for countertops and floor-licking pets alike. Kitchen nightmares of crusted marinara and sentient microwave mold are eviscerated through elbow grease along appliances, cabinets, counters, sinks, and more. Bathrooms face decontamination as slick surfaces are polished and scrubbed, motivation lipstick credos are cleared from mirrors, and the remote control is finally retrieved from the toilet. The bedroom is exorcised of dirty demons, uncovering the beautiful floor that was suffocating under a carpet of dirty clothes.
Coit South Jersey’s certified technicians use a HEPA-Aire vacuum and Aire-Sweep compressor system to rid a home’s lungs of air pollutants and debris. Flying filth such as dust, pollen, and animal dander get sucked from dryer vents or air ducts into a contained filtration system capable of capturing motes as small as 1/300th the diameter of a human hair and obstructions as large as an enemy spy. The longer an air ducts stay gunky, the higher the likelihood that mold spores, bacteria, and mildew will colonize ducts and send expeditions out into the rest of the home, causing detrimental effects to the respiratory health of inhabitants. In addition to granting health benefits, a clean air-duct system or dryer vent runs more efficiently, freeing up utility funds for fourth-month showers during winter.
EcoMaids uses only all-natural, modern, bio-based green-cleaning products that are gentle on your family, your pets, your family's family of pets, your pet family, and the environment. These mild yet effective products get surfaces sparkly clean without damaging furniture finishes or utility surfaces. Each scrubbing session covers your home's kitchen, living room, dining room, entryway, stairs, and hallways. The maids will dust, spray, scrub, wipe, mop, and vacuum floors, surfaces, baseboards, and more. They'll empty the garbage, clean the encrusted tomato sauce from the sink, and scour lingering carbon footprints off the ceiling. To keep you from having to go on an expedition to find dishes lurking under your housemate's bed, EcoMaids will gather and load your dishes into your dishwasher for you. Click on EcoMaids' checklist to get a full run-down of services provided.
Featured in the October 2009 issue of Drycleaner News, Express Clean caters to time-challenged clothes wearers with dry-cleaning services and home or office pickup and delivery (a delivery charge of $0.75 applies to all orders). Rid pants ($5.35) and shirts ($1.65) of a daily detritus of dirt, or cleanse a week's worth of blouses ($5.35), dresses ($9.75), and suits ($9.75–$12.75). With experienced pressers, a tailor, and a shoe repair professional on staff, Express Clean can alleviate issues facing an assortment of apparel, hemming pants ($12+), replacing heels ($12–$18), and delicately de-soiling leather, suede, and fur ($15+). In addition to caring for clothes, Express Clean also liberates blankets ($15–$20), comforters ($22–$28), and down comforters ($30–$45) from a variety of bedtime snacks. Express Clean owns and operates its cleaning plant, ensuring the protection of all patrons’ property. After pickup, all items are pampered and then returned within three business days. All waste from the plant is handled responsibly according to strict government regulations and Express Clean backs all services with a no-fuss satisfaction guarantee, promising freshly scented wardrobes to benefit individuals, families, and the sensitive olfactory organs of wire-hangers and bureau drawers.