Neon Sun Tanning

Neon Sun Tanning's friendly, knowledgeable staff is dedicated to the art of transforming pallid mortals into brilliant sun gods, employing up-to-date equipment that doles out both UV and sunless tans. Unlimited, monthlong access (a $99 value) gives glow-getters access to any of Neon Sun’s tanning beds any time they begin to feel wan or develop a hankering for a slice of vitamin D. UV chambers include the High-Pressure Magic bed, a savvy star-impersonator that can summon forth a base tan in as few as two 12-minute sessions. Ray-renouncers can step inside a Mystic Tan booth (a $60 value for two sessions) that sun-kisses skin with a beam-free spray shucked of its ultraviolet husk. During bronzification, golden color is distributed across epidermises quicker than it takes to fight a sand gremlin for a towel spot at the beach.