Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
$59 for the Royal Back Treatment ($135 Value)
A therapist exfoliates backs with a eucalyptus-infused scrub before a detoxifying mud mask is applied and covered with hot towels. As the mud softens the skin, the therapist focuses on relieving tension in the feet with a foot massage. The treatment concludes with removal of the mud and a muscle-relaxing deep-tissue massage of the back and neck.
Alternatively, this Groupon is also valid for an upgraded Princess Vacation for one ($115 value), which includes an hour of flowing Swedish strokes and an exfoliating foot scrub followed by hot stones for further pampering to soothe feet.
A Royal Touch
The licensed massage therapists at A Royal Touch inspire clients to bid adieu to quotidian stress and muscle tension. They use heated river rocks to enhance the therapeutic benefits of a massage and a vitamin-rich organic-coconut-oil scrub to nourish the skin or protect dashboard-based bobble dolls from sun damage. The team also offers detoxifying body wraps and relaxing packages designed for pairs or singles.