When food comes to your table straight from the farm, you can rest assured it never wandered through preservative-filled alleyways or experimented with MSG. Fill your cart with uncorrupted comestibles with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of produce, specialty groceries, and more at Amish Healthy Foods.

The grocery gods and goddesses at Amish Healthy Foods stock their shelves with natural, farm-fresh meats, dairy, produce, and more. Never involved in growth hormone and steroid scandals, whole chickens ($3/lb.) chum around with whole pork tenderloins ($8.31/lb.), and grass-fed ground beef ($6.58/lb.) challenges ground venison ($9.80/lb.) to a herd-versus-herd game of Trivial Pursuit: Ruminant Edition. Amish creamery cheese ($5.93/lb.) or gooseberry fruit spread ($5.95, 18 oz.) tops Ben's Bakery breads, and Rise 'n Roll pickles flaunt their piquant personality. Seal the meal with fresh fruit or a gluten-free brownie ($1.99, 3.5 oz) or attempt to sprout wings and a stinger with a dose of bee pollen ($20/lb.).