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$999 for One Area of Laser Lipo Treatment ($2,500 Value)

Following a pre-treatment consultation to determine candidacy, laser techs target stubborn flab with FDA-approved Smart Lipo treatments. During the four-hour procedure, techs make a small, two-millimeter incision through which the laser heats and shatters fat-cell membranes. Local anesthesia results in minimal discomfort, and patients may return to work the next day with only mild bruising or soreness.

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Attitude Med Spa

The medical directors, aestheticians, and technicians at Attitude Med Spa use pharmaceutical-grade Image Skincare and DMK products in combination with aesthetic technology to smooth, tighten, and shape all areas of the physique. Divided into six body-bettering arenas, the med spa’s services include novel treatments such as facial plasma rejuvenation to aggressively resurface skin, as well as more traditional facials and peels. From facial fillers to organic, DHA-infused spray-tan sessions, the team’s treatments address dozens of epidermal concerns. Treatments also work to expedite weight loss with body sculpting, which can shave off the inches necessary for clients to fit into little black dresses or the child seat of a shopping cart.