Though winged buffalo were nearly hunted to extinction, conservation laws now ensure that the population is kept as stable as that of popcorn chickens and chocolate rabbits. Enjoy the now populous delicacies with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of wings, burgers, wraps, and more at Buffalo Wild Wings. Choose between the Troy or Sidney locations. Prices and menus may vary by location.

Built on the bedrock of succulent wings cemented with hot sauce, Buffalo Wild Wings celebrates zesty food and televised sports in casual eateries across the nation. Classicists can start with an order of 12 traditional wings ($8.99) that, like those Icarus wore, flew too close to the delicious, incandescent sauce globule in the sky. The multifarious roster of flavor paint includes honey barbecue, caribbean jerk, and asian zing sauces to diversify the fiery experience. Diners with tongues planted firmly on the ground can indulge in beefy fare such as the black & bleu burger seasoned with Cajun spices ($8.39) or a full pound of glazed and grilled ribs ($15.99). Trivia contests broadcast on mounted flat screen televisions will engage the oft-idle regions of your brain that still remember who played in the 1933 World Series and which side won the Revolutionary War.