Bacon‘s plank-like shape has given it multiple uses, such as designating lanes on expressways and providing a roof for Lincoln Log cabins. Swerve into today’s Groupon: for $35, you get one admission to the the Capital Bacon & Beer Bash in National Harbor, Maryland, on November 19 (a $55 value). Choose between the following times:

• Noon–4 p.m.
• 5 p.m.–9 p.m.<p>

The Capital Beer & Bacon Bash unites frosty flagons of ale and bacon varieties from all around the world under one roof. Chefs fry up unlimited samples of more than 10 types of bacon, including bourbon-flavored, pepper-encrusted, and duck varieties, all concocted using the scientific method devised in the 16th century by Francis Bacon. Heavy Seas Brewery will be on hand hawking endless samples of more than 10 brews to wash down the meaty treats. Each guest walks away from the festivities clutching a souvenir tasting glass to contain future beverages or provide a new home for a pet goldfish. As taste buds are being tickled by beer and bacon samples, other senses are occupied with music from in-house DJ Spinning Bacon Jam, while demonstrations by the Belmont Butchery elucidate the art of whole-hog butchering.