Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a 60-minute full-body massage at Desi's Doll House Salon (a $78 value).
Licensed massage therapists hammer out overwrought muscles during therapeutic rubdowns performed amid the ambiance of an ultrafeminine salon. A 60-minute deep-tissue massage targets knots and kinks, helping to manage pain, boost energy, and stimulate muscles to expand and annex weak fanny packs. Gliding passes with massage oil are believed to enhance relaxation and hasten blood flow, carrying a plethora of medicinal oxygen and backlogged mail to the body's extremities.
Clients can channel inner china dolls amid the salon's bubblegum-pink walls, velvety avocado chairs, and hanging photos of Marilyn Monroe. A waiting room stocked with complimentary beverages, WiFi, and cable television occupies patrons and fidgety hair dryers.
Desi's Doll House Salon
Inside this ultra-feminine salon, bubblegum-pink walls provide a vibrant backsplash for services ranging from haircuts to oxygen facials, while retro art serves as a constant reminder that beauty is timeless. Clients can admire the flawless complexions of Marilyn Monroe or Rosie the Riveter as airbrush makeup leaves their own features looking camera-ready. Feather boas draped over the salon’s oval mirrors add a playful pop of color to styling stations, which may inspire eyes to adopt their own dramatic punch in the form of individual cluster eyelash extensions. The salon also doles out vintage hospitality in the form of complimentary beverages, and occupies patrons and fidgety hair dryers with WiFi and cable TV.