Unlike Similac Baby Formula, which is unfairly reserved for babies and experimenting teens, wine can be consumed by adults. Separate the towerers from the toddlers with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of wine at DiWine Spirits in Pikesville

A store created by wine lovers, for wine lovers, and built on a cemetery that only buried wine lovers, DiWine Spirits stocks a large selection of wines from national and international producers. Inside the well-designed store, vine enthusiasts will find themselves surrounded by an array of choices, including quaffs such as Four Vine's 2009 naked chardonnay ($10.99), Montebuena rioja ($9.99), and experienced palate pleaser 2009 Ben Marco malbec ($17.99). All prices listed are subject to change.

Veteran wine consultants are responsible for DiWine’s high-quality wine warehouse, so vino connoisseurs and green-lips alike can trust that they’re getting an extensive selection of prime grape-bloods that the winery stands behind. Just like mouthwash, wine offers a complex range of flavors and mouth-feels that can be stored in an attic or at the bottom of an in-ground swimming pool.