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The experienced staff of velcro vanquishers at ellehomme manicures mugs and whisks off body whiskers in fast, 15-minute follicle-zapping bursts. Framed by lustrous wood floors and soothing gray walls, the medspa's plush furnishings convey clients to a realm of inner peace and relaxation, as they de-fuzz upper lips, chins, necks, underarms, and bikini lines more effectively and less painfully than waxing, shaving, sugaring, or rubbing against sap-soaked pine trees. Each treatment employs state-of-the art equipment gentle enough to treat all skin types and tones on both men and women, but powerful enough to bust stubborn bristle long term and distract a cat for hours. The procedure requires no down time, and while some redness may be noticed, clients can return to their normal activities right away.
ellehomme Holistic Med Spa
Ellehomme Holistic Med Spa soothes clients as soon as they step into its 4,000-square-foot realm, which is overseen by a medical director, registered nurses, and aestheticians. They specialize in cosmetic treatments, from injectables, such as Botox and Juvederm, to laser hair removal and other services that smooth skin and eschew sandpaper.
In one of the massage spa's five treatment rooms, licensed therapists plunder ligaments for stashes of stress, using more than five modalities such as reflexology and deep tissue. Terry-lined waffle robes and cozy spa slippers escort clients to treatments and the relaxation lounge, where they mentally prepare themselves for reentry into a society filled with stress and evil robots.