Pizza is a mathematical paradox; diners subtract fractional slices from the whole until a rounding error leads to the theoretical ingestion of irrational cheese quantities. Derive value from pi with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of pizza, subs, and more at Jet's Pizza at the corner of Lake Cook Road and Lexington Drive in Wheeling.

Jet's Pizza constructs Sicilian-style deep-dish, hand-tossed, and thin-crust doozies out of aged meats, hand-grated mozzarella, and fresh dough made in-store daily. The pizza dossier reveals absolutely no pepperoni-for-votes scandals, but showcases plenty of specialty pies, from an All Meaty rolling in protein ($12.35+) to the signature Jet 10, a premium affair attended by a who's who of meats and veggies ($13.44+). Diners can also choose their own pizza adventures from the menu, even selecting a crust flavor for free from an enticing list that includes shredded parmesan, Cajun, and the special Jet's Turbo blend of garlic, butter, and romano cheese ($7.99+). An engineering marvel, the 8 Corner Pizza keeps hunger-havers from gnawing on the earth's outer layer by fusing eight corner-pieces of deep-dish decadence into one all-encrusted, edible Goliath ($13.99, toppings $1.99 each). Pizza protesters can turn to the Jet's Boat, which stuffs cheese, sauce, and a choice of topping into a doughy clipper ($6.49), or pick a prime suspect from a line-up of 8-inch heated subs ($5.99 each).

Reviews

Nine Yelpers give Jet's Pizza an average of 3.5 stars, and three Google Mappers give an average of 4.5-stars:

• We love the crispy crust on the deep dish pizza -- so unique in this area. The pepperoni is great but our favorite by far is the BBQ Chicken pizza - the kids ask for it every chance they get! – Maribeth D., Yelp, 2/8/11
• Very good pizza – Blair F., Yelp, 11/13/10