If the Hundred Years' War had been fought with paintballs instead of rifles, it might still be happening, but it'd be so colorful that no one would mind. Experience your own vibrant battlefield with today's Groupon: for $20, you get one ticket to a Zombie Attack paintball hayride and trail experience at Köhn Sports Paintball Park in Wimauma (a $40 value). The attack takes place every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday from October 6 to October 31, from 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. Each ticket includes:
- One admission to the hayride
- One admission to the haunted trail
- Apple cider
- A group photo
- A gun rental
- A facemask
- Air and an air tank
- 200 rounds of paint
Paintballers traverse the postapocalyptic world of Köhn Sports Paintball Park aboard a haunted hayride, battling hoards of zombies in a fight to save humanity by transporting the zombie cure. Guests don the provided facemask, grab their rental zombie blaster, and unleash colorful wrath upon battalions of the undead for a 45-minute experience as thrilling and challenging as playing Red Rover with boa constrictors. While vehicles meander along the torch-lined path through 50 acres of eerie props, teams unload 200 rounds of paint on zombies, whose rotting brains don't allow them to wield guns and fire back. After escaping, sharpshooters hoof it through the haunted path to deliver the cure to the endpoint, celebrating their success by sipping cups of hot apple cider, snapping a group photo, and shaving their postapocalyptic beards.
Reviews
This field is probably the best field in florida! The safety on this field is probably the best iv'e seen
monkeyman2343, pbReview.com, 5/24/09
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