It may be a few more millennia before human evolution finally gets around to erasing unwanted hair along your lip, chin, and bikini line. Today's deal will cover you until then with a package of three hair removal treatments of your choice at LaserAway for $150 (up to a $900 value). You can use your Groupon at any of seven locations: Marina Del Rey, Santa Monica, West Hollywood, Sherman Oaks, Costa Mesa, Carlsbad, and San Diego.

Unlike the candle-cruelty of waxing and the barbaric ripping away of hair, laserful light is a quick, safe, and effective method for removing unwanted follicles. A state-of-the-art laser directly targets individual follicles, effectively treating unwanted hair with maximum comfort. LaserAway’s medical professionals are all experienced (40,000 treatments and counting) and fully qualified to administer a variety of services that fit your individual needs. Pick your three treatments from the choices of standard bikini line treatment (normally $450 for women, $600 for playboy-style, $900 for men for all three treatments), brow line ($297), center brow ($297), chin ($297), ears ($297), feet and toes ($297), neck (front/back; $450), sideburns ($297), hands and fingers ($297), lip ($297), and underarms ($450).

If everything in our lives could be safely and professionally lasered away by state-of-the-art, politely mannered lasers, our embarrassing moments, soup stains, parking violations, and ugly family-obligated sweaters would all vanish in a flash. As it stands, lasers can at least get you streamlined and smooth for Slip n' Slide season.

Reviews

Celebrities praise LaserAway's West Hollywood location. Citysearchers give it an average of 4.5 stars.

• I get Laser Hair removal — no more waxing! — at LaserAway. They are the best. – Kim Kardashian, LaserAway Testimonial
• I've had two treatments and have seen better results than all my previous treatments at other spots combined. – mstevens99, Citysearch