Healthy living, like catching a really fast pig, requires balance, discipline, and a lack of grease. Move toward a healthier existence with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of delivered fresh local produce and artisanal goods from My Fresh Maine.

My Fresh Maine founders Danny, Marcus, and Noah aim to preserve and develop Maine’s agricultural heritage by delivering produce and handmade goods directly to doorsteps. Orders placed through My Fresh Maine’s navigable website zip directly to local farmers and artisans, who efficiently package the requested goods and scoot them onto energy-efficient USPS and FedEx routes. Offerings change with the seasons, inventory levels, and Zeus’s whims, but recent appearances include fresh, hand-raked Maine cranberries ($3/lb.) and sweet corn on the cob from Spiller Farm ($7/dozen). WaldoStone Farm's oyster mignonettes ($5.50)—available in three flavors, including champagne tarragon—add savory succulence to leafy greens and fresh seafood, and more than 10 varieties of freshly baked bread ($6/loaf), including gluten-free options ($20/two loaves), can support hearty sandwiches and most skyscrapers. Maine’s tiniest citizens snuggle cozily inside matching hand-knitted sweaters and mittens, made with yarn from locally raised alpacas and graced with a row of tiny white teddy-bear buttons ($75 for the set).

Though shipping is not included with this Groupon, My Fresh Maine aims to make shipping affordable and fast for both farmers and soon-to-be feasters. Packages head merrily to Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut, arriving the day after the requested item is available. Because orders ship directly from the farms, multiple shipping fees may apply if ordering from more than one merchant or if the purchaser prefers that each cranberry ship individually.