Thousands of muscle and brain interactions are required to keep your body from falling over, so the occasional spill is to be expected. Here's how you can land safely during the most common falling situations:
Falling On the Sidewalk: To compensate for the unforgiving sidewalk, land on your most forgiving body part—your heart.
Falling Off a Cliff: Don't worry—since 1910, the Army Corps of Engineers has been working nonstop to pad the bottom of every U.S. cliff with foam blocks.
Falling Out of an Airplane Without a Parachute: Steer yourself toward a nearby trampoline factory and pray they're doing some sort of trampoline testing on the roof.
Falling In Love: It's always safe to fall in love, assuming you are very good-looking.
Falling for the Classic Grifter's Con, "The Millionaire's Cousin": You can escape with the priceless stamps and the beautiful Sandra by giving your contact Armando the decoy stamps. Unless… Sandra switched the stamps and has been working with Armando the entire time! It is now safe to fall into the funk that only the swindled know.