The tooth fairy still rewards adults who keep their teeth nice, leaving grown-up gifts, such as issues of the Economist and Pontiac Azteks, under their pillows. Grin and win with today's Groupon to Precision Dentistry in Columbia. Choose from the following options:
- For $800, you get two veneers (a $2,000 value).
- For $1,500, you get four veneers (a $4,000 value).
- For $1,999, you get six veneers (a $6,000 value).
Precision Dentistry's Dr. Duane L. Archer leads a team of seasoned toothologists that enhances chompers with veneers, using a combination of highly advanced lab work and the spells of old-fashioned dentistry. During an initial consultation, Dr. Archer inspects the target teeth to craft a treatment plan and make a mold, which he’ll send to a laboratory where scientists will create a veneer shell or a race of attractive tooth coverings intent on world domination. After receiving the ceramic or resin veneers from the lab, Dr. Archer will attach them to the front of the teeth, creating a more aesthetically pleasing mouth to boost confidence while smiling, eating, or modeling a finely clenched jaw. Depending on the client’s teeth, they may choose two, four, or six veneers to create a beautiful smile that self-actuates in a sudden burst of smoke.
The experience of working in a dental clinic while earning his master's of public health program gave Duane L. Archer, MPH, DDS, a personal view of how oral health can affect community members of all ages. The time spent working with patients inspired him to attain his degree in dentistry from the University of Michigan School of Dentistry, memorize orthodontia incantations scrawled by the white-toothed wizards of old, and open Precision Dentistry. As a loving father of four, he welcomes each new patient as he would a member of his own family—by carefully explaining dental options and procedures, answering any questions, and gussying teeth with comprehensive treatments.