Kids don't want to eat vegetables because vegetables aren't fun. Make legumes laughably fun with these tips for preparing vegetables:

• Put black beans on circular slices of potato to give your kids healthier "chocolate-chip cookies."
  

• Cut corn off the cob and offer their picky palates some "rotten goblin teeth."
  

• Mash yams and your young ones will be thrilled to eat "a very sick man's innards."
  

• An avocado kind of looks like a hand grenade.
  

• Remove the strings from celery. Kids will voluntarily eat celery if it's not strung like some kind of ridiculous violin.