Every time a new idea crosses the mind, a new hair sprouts as the idea tries to escape the brain and patent itself. Keep thoughts in check with today's hair-disciplining Groupon: for $24, you get a blow-dry (up to a $45 value) and an eyebrow wax (up to an $18 value) at Salon Iaomo (up to a $63 total value).

Salon Iaomo's trained hair whisperers give head covers a fresh look with a blow-dry in one of eight high-class styles. Guests can slip into the salon's padded chairs for a wash that cleanses manes of grime, oil, and hitchhiking squirrels. Clients then peruse a blow-dry bar menu complete with photographic examples in order to choose which look their face fringe should assume. The Mohito style adds volume to long locks, and short hairs curl into line with the Cosmopolitan, a Marilyn Monroe–esque style. Pulchritudinous patrons can also touchup eye awnings with an eyebrow wax that mows down rogue hairs and leaves them looking as sleek as a Porsche run through a giant rock tumbler. Clients can admire the ornate embellishments that deck the salon's auburn-colored walls during their mane makeovers.