Dinner without dessert is like a foreign movie without subtitles—you can digest both, but you'll probably miss out on the good parts. Fast-forward to tasty endings with today's Groupon: for $20, you get 12 chocolate-dipped strawberries from Say It with Strawberries (up to a $60 value).
Say It with Strawberries' bon vivants augment the natural aesthetic appeal and dulcet tones of the tender crimson fruit with a sleek cloak of confectionery. Sink saccharine-craving pearlies into custom delights armored endearingly in a choice of dark, milk, white, or pastel chocolate. Dipped creations are then decorated as sweetly as an Oompa-Loompa's prom venue with a selection from a list of toppings that includes peanut-butter chips, praline crunch bits, coconut, and sprinkles. Alternatively, patrons may opt to bedeck their trove with an additional drizzle of chocolate or the jealous tears of a sugar-plum fairy. Delivery is available in Shelby and DeSoto Counties, and all other Groupon holders must collect their chocolate-cloaked pride and joy at Say It with Strawberries' store.