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Any boring person with a tongue in their face can pick up the phone and say “hello.” Here are some creative ways to answer your phone:
"Hi, who is this? No, don’t tell me! I want to have a confusing conversation."
"Hello, you’ve reached the Walking and Talking hotline. I just got a brand-new mobile phone, so I’ll be moving around my house and going to the bathroom while I talk to you."
"Gavin sucks! Just kidding, Gavin, you don’t suck. Oh, this is Gavin’s mom? Oh, I’m so sorry, Mrs. Gavin. I’ll go get my mom."
"Hello, Culver household. Margaret speaking. Edmond listening. Children not listening but tucked snugly in their beds. Fear hiding quietly under the floorboards."
"Hey there! Thanks for calling! I’m busy, so call back and leave a message."
"Hey there! Oh gosh darn it, you were trying to leave that message, weren’t you? OK, here we go again."
"Hey there! OH, SHOOT! OH, SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT!"
