Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed away in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $35 for a 60-minute relaxation massage (up to a $75 value)
- $39 for a 60-minute deep-tissue massage (up to an $85 value)
- $45 for a 60-minute hot-stone or hot-towel massage (up to a $95 value)
If desired, guests can pay to upgrade to longer sessions in order to get even more tension-melting kneading and ruin a tailing detective's dinner reservations.
Limback Wellness Center
Deep-seated stresses dissipate at the hands of Limback Wellness Center's certified massage therapists. The center specializes in hot-stone and hot-towel massages, which employ penetrating heat and soothing circular motions to boost circulation, oxygenate muscles, and alleviate the lingering stiffness that comes from serving as the spring festival’s Maypole. Aside from their popular heated modalities, the team of male and female massage therapists treats clients to gentle relaxation massages and more focused deep-tissue work.