The family is the basic unit of society; yet, statistically, family members are the very people most likely to steal the extra Arch Deluxe you've been saving for all these years. Solidify family alliances and suss out enemies with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a season pass of choice to Swings-N-Things Family Fun Park in Olmsted Falls (up to a $59 value). This Groupon is valid for one of the following types of passes:
The plus pass season pass, which includes unlimited access to the following:
- Miniature golf
- Bumper-boat rides
- Laser shootout
- Kid’s Korner indoor play area
- Passenger rides on Go-Kart track. Unlimited Go-Kart driving costs an additional $9.99 per visit.
The paintball village season pass, which includes access to the field and one tank of free HPA fills. Equipment rental, CO2 fills, and paintballs are not included.
The paintball village is open every weekend throughout 2012 with the exception of Easter Sunday; click here to view available dates.
Patrons at Swings-N-Things Family Fun Park sling softballs, paintballs, and mini-golf balls in a sprawling complex of indoor and outdoor attractions. A paintball season pass grants patrons unlimited access to a 200’x125’ scenario field dotted with burnt-out cars and trucks, crumbling walls, and discarded Jackson Pollock canvases. Bats swat at balls in 15 cages, which challenge sluggers with baseball, softball and fast-pitch softball enclosures. Alternatively, frolic across the park’s mini-golf course, laser-shootout arena, and indoor play area with an unlimited general season pass, which, when flashed, prompts grizzled guards armed with Nerf rifles to stand aside.
Swings-N-Things Family Fun Park
Happy shouts float across Swings-N-Things Family Fun Park, whipping out of the mouths of drivers racing around go-kart tracks and captains ricocheting off one another in bumper boats. The satisfying clunk of colorful spheres falling into holes on the mini-golf course perks up ears in the sprawling complex of indoor and outdoor attractions. Go-kart drivers whiten their knuckles behind the wheel of 9-horsepower Honda engines, tearing through a quarter mile of twists and turns on the Grand Prix track as if it were a high-school principal’s lawn. Alternatively, patrons frolic across the park’s two outdoor mini-golf courses before practicing their aim in a laser shootout game, and children ages 10 and younger scramble their socked feet over slides and rides inside the Kids Korner indoor play area. Swings-N-Things Family Fun Park is easily accessible from the area's major highways.