Coffee and paninis have always gone together, like rock 'n' roll, yin and yang, and bald-eagle hatchlings and William Howard Taft's toupee. Introduce your mouth to a dazzling duet with today's Groupon: for $6, you get $12 worth of coffee, sandwiches, salads, and more at The Beanz Man Espresso Bar Café in Sarasota.
Brewing only blue-ribbon coffee beans, The Beanz Man also pleases palates with a menu packed with baked goods, paninis, platters, soups, desserts, and more. Lead wayward longings to the continent of contentment with a mocha latte ($3.45+) or house gourmet coffee ($1.75+) and accompany cravings to the shores of satiation with a biscotti ($1.25) or a slice of coffee cake ($2.50). With seven sandwiches—such as the honey-glazed turkey and provolone ($6.95), and four paninis, including the fresh mozzarella, tomato, and basil ($6.95)—lunchers find reason to linger.
Customers visiting The Beanz Man can recline on couches and continue to grow their tiny Facebook farms into mass-marketing conglomerates with the café’s free WiFi, or gander garrulously at the wonders of its satellite television or walls hung with local artwork.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Mother's Other Days
Moms work hard for their children year-round—combining their favorite cereals into individual Ziploc® bags, depilling their fleece sweaters with a jeweler's lens, and reminding them that their father doesn't hate them, he's just tired. Why then only honor them one day a year? Consider the following appropriate days for honoring one's mother:
Labor Day: In remembrance of the horrifically magical act of childbirth, all babies are legally required to be born on this day, before their mothers assign them unique "birthdays" when they turn five.
Momtoberfest: Momtoberfest honors moms throughout the entire fictional month of Momtober, which could be a real month if you weren't so busy with your important computer job and taking Patricia out for those nice, expensive dinners.
The Feast of Agnes the Put-Upon: This holiday honors the beleaguered 14th-century mom who worked her fingers to the bone to put her seven children through ancient college and is just happy you're doing so well.
Every single other day: Unless your phone is broken…I thought it might be broken.
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