For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon to Cataract & Laser Institute of Pennsylvania. Choose between the following options:

• For $129, you get six small-area laser hair-removal treatments (up to a $900 value). Small areas include:
  • Ears ($100/session)
  • Nose ($100)
  • Toes ($100)
  • Unibrow ($100)
  • Lip ($150)
  • Breast ($150)
  • Feet ($150)

• For $299, you get six medium-area laser hair-removal treatments (up to a $1,500 value). Medium areas include:
  • Chin ($200/session)
  • Neck ($200)
  • Hands ($200)
  • Wrist ($200)
  • Armpits ($250)
  • Shoulder ($250)
  • Bikini ($250)
  • Abdominals ($250)

• For $499, you get six large-area laser hair-removal treatments (up to a $2,100 value). Large areas include:
  • Buttocks ($300/session)
  • Thighs ($300)
  • Lower legs ($350)
  • Chest ($350)
  • Full face ($350)

The skilled medical staff at The Cataract & Laser Institute of Pennsylvania employs sophisticated laser technology to rid patients of unwanted body hair. Experienced laser technicians target errant fuzz using modern equipment emitting intense pulsed light as well as flashing strobe lights to set a mood. The lasers safely penetrate skin to evict strands by the root in a process designed to reduce hair permanently with minimal discomfort. Each session chips away at hair strongholds, with optimal results appearing after six treatments—all of which must be used on the same area. The procedure is safe on most skin types and pet Wookies, and Groupon customers will receive an additional 50% off future treatments.