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Wellness Therapy – Columbia

One or Three Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages (Up to 62% Off)

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Tue Oct 16 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$78
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50%
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$39
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In a Nutshell

One or three Swedish or deep-tissue massages target surface-level aches and knots or lower-lying muscle maladies

The Fine Print

  • Expires 120 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Certain muscles can get overworked, much like the moms in commercials. Tune out with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $39 for one 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $78 value)
  • $89 for three 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massages (a $234 value)

During the Swedish massage, a skilled therapist uses various techniques such as gliding, kneading, and cross-fiber friction to mitigate knots. Alternatively, the deep-tissue modality targets lower-lying tissue and fascia, with strokes similar to those of the Swedish massage but with more pressure.

Wellness Therapy

The technicians at Wellness Therapy proffer holistic alternatives to invasive procedures, performing a trio of massage modalities to abate aches and unwind knots. Their menu includes Swedish massages—which employ gliding, kneading, and cross-fiber friction to uncoil knots—and deep-tissue massages, which use the same techniques to target lower-lying tissue. They also offer hot-stone massages, which can eradicate tension or lessen pain from a muscle-related injury.

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Wellness Therapy

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    Columbia

    7120 Minstrel Way, Suite 206
    Columbia, Maryland 21045
    Get Directions

  • Located in the BW Offices at Roosevelt Commons.

How do I book online?

Right after you buy this Groupon you'll be able to book an appointment to use it. It takes only seconds and lets you lock in the date and time you want.