Everybody loves Valentine's Day, when talented Family Ties actor Scott Valentine comes into your house and kisses you in your sleep. Don't forget to leave milk and sushi out with today's Groupon to Zazzle.com. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get $40 worth of customizable Valentine's Day mugs.
- For $20, you get $40 worth of customizable Valentine's Day cards.
Using Zazzle.com's intuitive online design tools, customers can personalize and create their own mugs and cards with self-uploaded pictures and self-authored text. Custom mugs—available in eight different shapes, colors, and sizes—arrive in the form of classic ceramic mugs, steins, stainless-steel travel mugs, or frosted glasses and are adorned with personal messages, photos, or scanned receipts from your first date. Otherwise, a selection of fully customizable Valentine's Day cards can sport classic hearts and flower imagery alongside the words of your choosing. Zazzle.com's handy technicians then print the gifts—usually within 24 hours—using vibrant, full-color inks poached from Cupid’s pet squids.
To receive custom gifts by Valentine's Day, orders must be placed by February 5 with standard shipping. Half-off two-day express shipping is available for orders of $50 or more through February 8.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Motivational Mottos
Whether you're feeling so low that you're down in the dumps or feeling so sensational that you're up in the dumps, you'll feel better after repeating a motivational mantra to yourself. Seek success with these proven maxims:
• "Go for the gold!"
• "Live your best life!"
• "Is that gold from earlier making, like, a 'whirring' noise?"
• "Be the change you want to see!"
• "Dang! That gold is hot to the touch … just like I should be."
• "Everyone who looks at the gold starts bleeding. We have to get rid of it."
• "The pawn-shop owner's dog hissed at the gold and when the owner screamed at us, I noticed his mouth had 100 teeth in it."
• "I told the police, 'The gold burned down my house! It was the gold!' but they wouldn't listen!"
• "Is this what you wanted, gold? To see me reduced to nothing?"
• "I buried the gold in cement at a construction zone, but didn't notice the sign reading 'Future Site of The Center for Hubris Studies.'"
• "Settle for silver."
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