According to Newton's fourth law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with this Groupon.
$49 for Five Windshield Chip Repairs (Up to $325 Value)
Technicians mend single- or double-impacted glass chips with Canadian-made resin designed to withstand Edmonton weather and mend the damage caused by gravel roads. Each leak-proof repair takes 20–30 minutes, and comes backed by a lifetime guarantee; customers can redeem their five rock-chip repairs over multiple visits Monday–Friday from noon to 5 p.m.
Mobile Windshield Doctor’s prices vary based on the size of the rock chip; additional chip repairs during one session are $25.
Mobile Windshield Doctor
The deft technicians at Mobile Windshield Doctor mend bruised windshield glass and purify autos with swift drive-up repair and detailing services. Glass-repairing gurus can fix windshield chips using durable Canadian-manufactured resins that cure in minutes and can withstand harsh weather. Because the staff doesn't remove or replace windshields, the factory seal remains intact, and all chip repairs are backed by a secret fist-bump and lifetime guarantee against water leakage. When they aren't healing windshields, they detail auto interiors, cleanse upholstery and carpets, and rejuvenate headlights. Upon request, technicians can also transform into mobile techs who bring their services to customers' doors with their powerful and beautiful wings.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Boat Naming
Naming a boat or “ship” is probably the most important part of boat owner"ship." Here’s a guide to naming your sea craft no matter what “type” it is (this sentence was typed, which is why the quotes around “type” are funny):
Personal Yacht
• A Seafoam Symphony (boat name by Mikæl)
• Charity Schmarity
• If This Boat’s a-Rockin’, Please Come a-Knockin’ – We Do Not Want to Drown
• Martha’s Windward
• Yachtoberfest
Commercial Boats
• The Chuggler
• The SS Hungry Man
• Big Boat
Cruise Ships
• The (Type of Fruit/Time of Day) Princess
Speed Boats
• Angry Angus
• Daddy’s Little Metaphor
• My Best Friend’s Wake
• This Tears It: I Enjoy Speedboats
• Last of the Boat-Speedcans
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