It may seem like there's no better way to explore Monroe's Museum Village than on a walking history tour. But there are a few catches?namely deranged lunatics, monsters, and a few dozen dismembered bodies. Courtesy of a Hollywood special-effects team, Pure Terror ScreamPark offers up two miles of such lifelike horror, all beginning at a historically haunted house.
From there, the Trail of Terror winds through dark woods where grotesqueries wait in every shadow?and the end of the trail is only the beginning. Four additional indoor and outdoor haunted attractions wait beyond the trail's exit, treating attendees to an eclectic sampling of fear. While Terror in the Dark plunges guests into complete darkness, the Sanitarium keeps the lights on so they can scream alongside the insane residents. And then there's the House of the Dead, which is filled with either nightmarish creatures or Jerry Garcia look-alikes?all feeding on the cold sweat of anyone who enters. Naturally, Pure Terror ScreamPark recommends that children stay home.
The two-level Pride of the Hudson rewards sightseers with glimpses of idyllic shorescapes lining the waters of the Hudson River during narrated tours. Gaze upon the lush silhouette of Storm King Mountain and the anachronistic battlements of Bannerman Island's Scottish castle as you heed the insightful tales of the region and vague warnings about red-colored suns. The two-hour cruise also ferries passengers past World's End, the river's deepest point, and the historic campus of West Point Academy. Though not included in today's Groupon, voyagers can visit the cash bar for a chilly libation before proceeding toward the open-air top and bow decks or the climate-controlled main deck, which offers panoramic views from wraparound windows. Tours take place throughout the week and, due to its enclosed main deck, the Pride of the Hudson will slosh on during inclement weather, through guests are free to bring umbrellas and cloudglasses to enjoy the elements.