John Querin Cook

Vaporize rogue hair with today's Groupon from the future: three intense pulsing-light hair-removal treatment sessions for $150 at Whole Beauty Institute. Diminish the growth of hair on your stiff upper lip or let loose on the hairs of your chinny chin chin. Your Groupon lets you choose to target your unibrow, underarms, bikini line, back or front of neck, ears, chin, or upper lip. The value per treatment ranges from $100 for the upper lip to $250 for the back of the neck (averaging around $200 total), meaning you'll save up to 80% off the normal price. Use your Groupon at either of Whole Beauty Institute's comfortable and convenient Gold Coast and North Shore locations. 1804: Vice-President Aaron Burr singes off Alexander Hamilton’s eyebrows at 30 yards.1865: John Wilkes Booth and Abraham Lincoln awkwardly brush hands while sharing armrest at Ford’s Theatre Laser-Zeppelin Night.1990: The Hubble Telescope becomes self-aware, prompting the launch of the Hubble-Response Death Ray.2006: Ryan Seacrest carves own face into moon.2010: September 17, Hubble-Response Death Ray becomes self-aware.