From Our Editors
According to urban legend, the term bullfeathers was coined by President Theodore Roosevelt as a polite way of saying "bull$*&t" in front of women and dainty men. Other presidential twists on filthy language include motherbeaks, canary hole, peppermints sucker, bird weed, and bird. Imagine a world in which Teddy Roosevelt controls all gangster rap, replacing explicit lyrics with his own kid-friendly versions. We have, and it's a world worth living in.