There's a little place up in River North called Allyu Spa where the Chicago peoples go to get their mind on, their spirit on and their body on. Normally this kind of pampering would set you back $90, but if 15 people sign up for a massage today, you'll only pay $65.
If you've never been to Allyu, think of it like a gas station. But instead of filling your car up with gas, you fill up your body with inner peace. Make sure you check out the glowing reviews and Allyu's blog.
Those of us who work here at 600 W. Chicago Ave., where Allyu is housed, probably walk by it most days, admiring its opulence and wishing we could afford it. Here's your chance. So get your Groupon, and treat yourself to one last massage before we enter the second Great Depression.