Some belongings just don't belong in a home, such as old bloodsport trophies, irregularly shaped eggs, or the blacksmith apprentice you'll "get around" to teaching about smelting. Pack away inconveniences with today's Groupon: for $25, you get two months of air-conditioned storage at 7th Street & Dunlap Self Storage (up to a $398 value). This deal is valid for a unit of any available size, ranging up to 200 square feet.
7th Street & Dunlap Self Storage houses extraneous possessions in air-conditioned and securely monitored spaces. Units range from 25 to 200 square feet and feature 8-foot-wide doors, so customers can easily store large items such as mattresses or body pillows shaped proportionally to the likeness of Andre the Giant. The closely regulated air-conditioning system keeps all belongings at 79 degrees Fahrenheit or lower, in even the most blistering heat of summer days.
The facility's 56 digital cameras—equipped with motion sensors—keep an eye on the storage units 24 hours a day, catching incriminating footage of lamps pawning their bulbs for gambling money. Customers are welcome to extend their leases past the two months included in this Groupon, but at 7th Street & Dunlap Self Storage's regular storage rates.
7th Street & Dunlap Self Storage
Whatever heirlooms, possessions, or cryogenically frozen pies you store at 7th Street & Dunlap Self Storage, all will be protected by a security system that includes 56 cameras and motion detectors. This storage facility takes security seriously, as it does convenience—the aisles are wide and brightly lit, the storage units are air-conditioned for preservation sake, and the facility accommodates FedEx and UPS receiving. Units range from 5'x5' to 10'x20' and come with a recommendation of what can fit inside, such as 170 standard file boxes, desks, and chairs. Month-by-month leases are offered for those with commitment issues, while people who are in it for the long run are rewarded with discounts and love poems.
533 E Dunlap Ave.
Phoenix, Arizona 85020