Though its primary function remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proven useful in the precise removal of human hair. Today's Groupon lets you reap the benefits of America's favorite repurposed super-villain weapon: for $199, you get four laser hair-removal treatments and an additional 50% off three future follow-up sessions at Advanced Medical Laser Center (up to an $800 value). The four treatments must all be used on the same area of the body.

At Advanced Medical Laser Center, the latest generation of laser technology is utilized to provide unmatched results when compared to tweezing, waxing, or even electrolysis. Today's Groupon will cover your choice of a four-treatment package of hair removal for a single area, so pick from the chin ($600), lip ($400), bikini line ($800), face sides ($600), brow line ($400), ears ($400), feet and toes ($400), hands and fingers ($400), underarms ($600), linea nigra ($400), forearms ($800), upper arms ($800), or neck ($600). Because two Groupons are necessary for lower legs ($1,000) and full bikini treatment ($1,200)—and four Groupons are needed for full legs ($2,400), back and shoulders ($2,000), and chest and abdomen ($2,000) treatment—you may purchase multiples. After all, laser hair removal provides much more efficient and effective depilatory results than hurling oneself onto giant sheets of flypaper via trampoline and painfully peeling away.

Advanced Medical Laser Center’s owner, Cindy Joshi, C.T., has more than eight years of experience with laser hair removal and is a state-accredited technician. Her personalized attention helps make each client as comfortable as possible throughout the treatment. The Center's Lightsheer Diode laser is one of the few designated by the FDA as capable of achieving permanent hair reduction. Vaporizing over 100 follicles per second, laser removal can blast away unwanted upper-lip hair in a few minutes, a bikini line in less than 30, forearms in about 45, and a hideous purple shag carpet in an hour. Most customers will find that laser removal is the best option for their hair-removal needs; learn more about the procedure here. At Advanced Medical Laser Center, customers will receive thorough, cutting-edge treatment that leaves them looking and feeling smoother than a buttered bowling ball sporting a pair of Ray-Bans.