What You'll Get
Elementary school taught us that the backbone is connected to the neck bone, but it neglected to inform us that both are connected to our ability to cry. Get your head on straight with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a chiropractic consultation and exam with x-rays (a $300 value), plus a 30-minute deep tissue massage (a $50 value), at Advanced Spine & Wellness Center in Rockville (a $350 total value). This Groupon expires four months from today. Following the rigorous and systematic practices of the chiropractic BioPhysics program, Doctors of Chiropractic Brian Paris and Craig Stiritz look past symptom relief and aim for the root causes of spinal and muscular strife. Patients are warmly welcomed into a comfortable, carpeted office, where the clinic's expert posture-perkers work with them to uncover the causes of ailments ranging from nerve pain to headaches and the phenomenon of sans-serif spinal columns. After an in-depth exam and x-rays, Groupon customers come in for a follow-up appointment at no cost to discuss results and possible courses of action.
Based on the newly mapped musculature, a 30-minute deep-tissue massage zeroes in on the agitating areas, deftly freeing fibers from their tightly wound overlords and liberating limbs for unmitigated celebratory fist pumping.
Three Yelpers give Advanced Spine & Wellness Center an average of 4.5 stars:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only for services listed. Tax included. Redeemable across visits. Office closed on weekends. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Advanced Spine & Wellness Center
The experts at Advanced Spine & Wellness center believe that a large number of physical problems can be traced back to issues with the spine. Poor posture, back and neck pain, and headaches may all be signs of a weakened or damaged spinal column. By treating these problems at their source, the center may be able to not only resolve existing symptoms, but improve the function and performance of patients' bodies for the long term. Of course, every person is different, which is why the doctors perform one-on-one consultations with patients before crafting a personalized treatment plan. Thanks to a diverse and experienced staff, these plans may include not only chiropractic care, but physical therapy, acupuncture, massage, and medical pain management, ensuring that issues will be tackled from every angle for the best possible outcome. This approach appears to be effective: high-performance athletes, including former professional football players, dancers, and professional arm wrestlers, have praised the center's team.