Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Be forever young with today's Groupon: for $99, you get 20 units of Botox at Aesthetics Medical Training & Spa (a $200 value).
The highly trained medical staff of Aesthetics Medical Training & Spa levels out crinkled brows to produce a smooth, youthful appearance with FDA-approved Botox. With a series of miniscule injections, Aesthetics Medical Training & Spa's specialist freezes the muscles that trigger fine lines, wrinkles, and bulging forehead biceps. The spa's licensed doctors and registered nurses also use the facility to teach other professionals the art and science of aesthetic procedures, so patients can relax in the adept care of a teacher's teacher. Botox treatments require no downtime and results last for up to four months, or about the amount of time it takes to annihilate an everlasting gobstopper.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.
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